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brandofsin posting in

WHO: Dante ( Wet ) + You!
WHERE: Zodiac
WHEN: Mid-afternoon, Saturday
WHAT: Dante wants to ask you all a question!
WARNINGS: Possible TWs on past events in Kaisou, but usual chaos!

video: un: D. Alighieri

Good morning Kaisou. Yes. You. All of you. Do I have your attention...? Hehe.

Don't worry, nothing bad happened. For those who might know me, you would understand that it is my greatest joy and love to write... for those who don't... well... have you ever heard of 'The Divine Comedy...?'

( he's gonna pause for effect. you may praise him. Actually, please praise him. He looks so desperate. )

Of course, you probably have... silly question.... anyway.
The longer I'm allowed to stay here, the more Joy I feel, meeting new people, seeing new things, it's so different from my own world that I'm filled with Inspiration....!!!

I'll not wear your ears down any longer. My request.

Tell me.
Your experiences. Your stories. I want to know the things that have happened to you in the past; both Joyful and Heartfelt, Full of Pain and full of wonder.

I want my next tale: The Not-So Divine Comedy--to be YOUR story.

So please regail me with the things that stand out most forward in your mind.
Tell your stories; discuss them with your friends here, leave out no details. I want to know what's made life in Kaisou so memorable, from the eyes of the people who call this place home.

hotheaded posting in

kaisou

WHO: Bakugou and whoever wants to engage with an asshole teenager
WHERE: Gemini
WHEN: May 21
WHAT: With the jungle competition postponed, Bakugou has realized that he's run out of options that aren't relying on handouts. Which he refuses to do anymore, dad!! Anyway, it's time for a teenager to find actual work so he can pay for his stupid car insurance.
WARNINGS: It's Bakugou. Which means swearing is a given, threats of violence are highly probable, and a crashout is imminent.

i need cash
already have a gig that covers up to half of what i need a month, depending
but i need more

[Child, please. Please.]

so. i need work.

i can cook, clean, organize, do manual labor, and reduce just about anything to dust
i don't do nights and i already have meals i cover at least three times a week depending on how much of a garbage disposal certain idiots feel like being

and i don't take handout jobs from nosy dogs with more money than they deserve unless they're ACTUAL jobs and not a stupid ~learning opportunity~

but since they can APPARENTLY just move whole ass competitions with no warning
i need something i can ACTUALLY count on

AND i need it to be something before the end of the month
i refuse to pay that stupid clown a late fee

doublethumbsup posting in

kaisou

WHO: Hermes
WHERE: Network; Libra
WHEN: At some point around mid-May
WHAT: Lost and Found???
WARNINGS: Hermes Logic (aka none)

heeeeeeeeeeey guys?? uh is anybody missing one of their boos? the bangboos cause uh theres one in my room???? and i never met em before?? LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG THIS IS COOL I LOVE THESE GUYS ive been calling it Fre Shavacaboo i just dont wanna like bogart the boo u know?? its really cute lemme know if ur missing urs?

( FOUND: AVOCADO BOO )

stripartist posting in

kaisou

WHO: Yusuke, you, and some red chocobos
WHERE: Video on Gemini, in person in Hyrule
WHEN: Weekend of the 15th
WHAT: So Yusuke has found something
WARNINGS: Whatever you bring with you.

[The video opens on a herd of red chocobos in Hyrule. You can see the scattered artist's set up in the foreground, the herd being in the distance.]

Apparently, Hyrule is now home to [what does Takame call them...?] chocobos? Is that the name? Either way, I have to admit I wish it were possible to make pigments from feathers, they're a striking shade of red...then again, that may be the light.

[Hm...

The phone is tossed aside and still recording as Yusuke grabs his sketchbook to start sketching and swatching with his colored pencils. Oops.]

kaisoumods posting in

kaisou

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: May 15th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the second half of May. Weirdly, it's been very quiet about that jungle competition mentioned at the start of the month. Everyone's devices will emit a soothing wind chime sound as a new Zodiac post appears. The chime will sound even if you have your phone turned off or on silent, and will not stop until you read their message and comment to it.]

Aarya

Aarya, Tighnari, and Fern have joined the app. Say hi everyone!

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

In case you're wondering, the Jungle Jamboree Whatever got postponed. Apparently they had a grand prize lined up, but the person providing the prize got caught up in a controversy over a pun they made 5 years ago. So now they're all scrambling to get a new prize, since someone asked about it. Should be back next month. Maybe.

Also apparently one of you guys set fire to part of the jungle. Not surprised but stop that.

If you're itching that bad for a competition, the Pokemon Arena is holding battle tournaments this month. The prize is money or goods for your Pokemon. And if you want to go in the jungle that badly, I guess there's nothing stopping you from wandering in there on your own. I'm not liable if you get eaten.

This post is sponsored by Mognet! Get your package delivered and your legally binding marriage wherever you like!

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. ]

jaxoff posting in

kaisou

WHO: Jax and you!
WHERE: Gemini network - in person just outside the Zodiac offices
WHEN: 13th May
WHAT: A brand new fast food place!!!
WARNINGS: Only the trauma of working in fast food! Also of being trapped in a dimension run by a sociopath but isn't that the same thing?

[ You know what's the diddly-gosh darndest thing? When you're finishing your office job, stepping out, ready for an evening where you don't have to think about how people can't use fucking computers only to see a spectre of one of your worst memories appear next door. That's what's happened to Jax right now. He stares at the blatant McDonald's ripoff fast food place that has cropped up next to the Zodiac offices. His square pupils shrink to little dots, his ever-present smile as he just stares at it. Why the hell is this HERE? HOW is it here? Did Caine find a way to influence this world? That's a terrifying thought. Jax remembers the stupid adventure in this place. It was an utterly miserable experience. He'd never forgive Gangle for that bullshit - and now it's in this life, too.

He remembers quickly he is in public and even if this was a horrific nightmare to experience, he doesn't like other people seeing how bothered he is about things. So that smile is plastered back on, fake and wide as it always is. And then he turns the video feed on. ]

You know what's WILD? When a whole make-believe McDonald's ripoff suddenly appears in the real world! HAH! That's so insane. [ The circus wasn't real. The circus wasn't real. This isn't proof that it was real. This is just some spirit realm nonsense. No big deal. ] ...But hey, who wants to go inside and check it out? One of you good hearted freaks who likes doing nice things or whatever. I got a mission for you. So cool, I know.

[ He needs someone to go in there and tell him if any of the circus members are there. He needs to know if any of the NPCs are eating at the tables. He needs to know just how badly Caine's invention has bled into this world. Naturally, he's too scared to go inside himself - he doesn't want any sort of proof of what happened in his past life was real in any capacity. So he needs someone else to go in for him, but got forbid he asks like a normal person. ]

I'll even give you money for a stupid burger. Yes, that's totally as fun as it sounds. I know you freaks love fun.

paraselenic posting in

kaisou

WHO: Lycaon, the ZZZ Cast, Maxima, Ragna, Jun & Varian
WHERE: Kanto Routes, Starting at 5 > 9 > 10 > 8
WHEN: 05/10 at 7:00AM
WHAT: Group Hike!
WARNINGS: FOR LIGHTER: Wild Pokemon, Poison Ivy, Rock Slides, Pitfalls, various other life-endangering scenarios. FOR EVERYONE ELSE: Physical exercise.
OST: Lofi Beats to Hike in the Morning To

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